Friday, November 25, 2005

THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY ON THANKSGIVING

"Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving"

1. Talk about  huge breasts!


2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.


3. It's Cool Whip time!


4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!


5. That's one terrific spread!


6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.


7. Are you ready for seconds yet?


8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?


9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!


10. Don't play with your meat.


11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.


12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these peopleat once?


13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 


14. You still have a little bit on your chin


15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 

 
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 

 
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 

 
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

(Thanks to Mrs. Sportz Assassin)

Friday, November 18, 2005

HAPPY THANKSGIVING...DADDY! I MISS YOU!

Weekend Assignment #86: Thankfully Remembered
Next Thursday is Thanksgiving, and, frankly, I don't expect to see too many of you around here on that day, so I thought I'd post a Thanksgiving-themed Weekend Assignment this Thursday:

Weekend Assignment #86: Who are you thankful for -- who you won't be able to spend this Thanksgiving with? This is a chance to tell us about the people you care about who will be far away from you this holiday, or who have passed on but remain in your heart.

I FEEL A COLD COMING ON....

Too much stress over the add banner I guess...Ha

I'm catching a cold!

I can't catch a cold right now!

I have too much to do!  AHHHHH.

I have been doing everything right.

Washing my hands often, taking vitamins etc and still here I am this morning with a stuffy nose, sore throat, coughing. My ears even hurt!

NOOOOO, I tell you...NOOOO

I can't get a cold!!

I Know, I will...WILL it away.

Anyone out there know how to do that??

ML

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Hate the ADD Banners

Is it just me or does anyone else hate the add banners that AOL has put on the top of our "personal" journals!!!!!!?????

I'm Mad as Hell and I ain't gonna take this!!!!

Send your thoughts about this to..

JournalChanges@aol.com 

ML

Monday, November 14, 2005

I MUST BE GETTIN OLD

It's official...I'mmmm getting old!

I woke up this morning with a back ache.  I did yard work yesterday and today...I'm paying the price.

What happened????

I used to work hard all day, do laundry, fold it and put it away.

Scrub floors, change beds. Even change entire rooms around and still cook a big supper and clean the kitchen. Stay up watching TV until 2 Am and still get up at 6 am...bright eyed and ready for another day.

Now, I rake a few leaves and bend to put them in bags and that was all!!!

Now, My back hurts and I have done nothing all day!

It must be true....I'm gettin old and the truth...

Gettin old ain't for sissies!

ML

Sunday, November 13, 2005

ADVICE TO LIVE BY.....



Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.


To handle yourself, use your head;

To handle others, use your heart. 

 

Anger is only one letter short of danger.

If someone betrays you once, it is his fault;


If he betrays you twice, it is your fault.

Great minds discuss ideas;


Average minds discuss events;


Small minds discuss people.


He, who loses money, loses much;

He, who loses a friend, loses much more;


He, who loses faith, loses all.



Beautiful young people are accidents of nature.

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.


Friends, you and me......

You brought another friend ..


And then there were 3 .


We started our group ..


Our circle of friends.....


There is no beginning or end ....


Yesterday is history.

Tomorrow
is mystery.

Today
is a gift.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Monday Photo Shoot BEFORE AND AFTER

Your Monday Photo Shoot: Do "Before and After" photos on any subject you like. The idea is to show change over a bit of time. Some easy ideas would be haircuts, cleaned-up rooms, kittens growing up into cats, and etc. And yes, this means you can dip into your collection of old photos (they certainly qualify as "before").

   Picture from Hometown Picture from Hometown