Tuesday, January 23, 2007

GUESS WHO????

 

 

 A senior moment 

 

  

 

Sunday, January 21, 2007

'Twas the month after Christmas

'Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.


When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber).
I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared,
The fudge and the sausage balls, the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please."


As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again to do battle with dirt---
I said to myself, as I only can
"You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!"


So--away with the last of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished
"Till all the additional ounces have vanished.


I won't have a cookie--not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.


I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore---
But isn't that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!

~ author unknown ~

Thursday, January 18, 2007

BIKER AND HIS BABE


This is what happens when you have to give up your driver's license.





Wednesday, January 17, 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR LADIES

HAPPY NEW YEAR LADIES!!


   THIS IS A TOAST............................... 2 .........US... 
  
   FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, 
  
   THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, 
  
   AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL MEET US!!