Wednesday, May 16, 2007

YOUR AGE BY DINER AND RESTAURANT MATH

 
 
 
I TRIED THIS AND IT WORKED!!!!  ML
 
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but
your waiter may know!

YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .

Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!

This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to
go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1757 ....
If you haven't, add 1756.

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number
 
The first digit of this was your original number
(I.e., how! Many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)

The next two numbers are
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2007) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS

Friday, May 4, 2007

BEST FRIENDS

GIRLS IN MY CIRCLE     (author unknown)
 
  When I was little,  I used to believe in the concept of one best friend,
  and then I started to become a woman.

 And then I found out that if you allow your heart to open up,
 God would show you the best in many friends.

 One friend is needed when you're going through things with your man.

 Another friend is needed when you're going through things with your mom.

 Another when you want to shop, share, heal, hurt, joke, or just be.

 One friend will say, "Let's cry together,"

  another, "Let's fight together,"

  another, "Let's walk away together."

 One friend will meet your spiritual need,  another your shoe fetish, another your love for movies, another will be with you in your season of confusion, another will be your clarifier, another the wind beneath your wings.

 But whatever their assignment in your life, on whatever the occasion, on whatever the day, or wherever you need them to meet you with their gym shoes on and hair
  pulled back, or to hold you back from making a complete fool of yourself, those are your best friends. 
 
 It may all be wrapped up in one woman, but for many, it's wrapped up in several..
  one from 7th grade,
  one from high school,
  several from the college years,
  a couple from old jobs,
  on some days your mother,
  on some days your neighbor,
  on others, your sisters,
  and on some days, your daughters.