Tuesday, June 12, 2007

WHOOOSH

 Whooosh!
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> A doctor buys a new Ferrari GTO the most expensive car in the
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> world, and it costs $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a
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> red light.
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> An old man on a Moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to
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> him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind
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> of car ya got there, sonny?"
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> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
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> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
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> "Because this car can do up to 250 miles an hour!" states the doctor
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> proudly.
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>   The Moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
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> "No problem," replies the doctor.
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> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then,
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> sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car,
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> all right...but I'll stick with my Moped!"
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> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
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> just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30
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> seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in
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> his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to
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> see what it could be and suddenly....
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> WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
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> Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be going
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> faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor asks himself. He floors the
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> accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him,
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> he sees that it's the old man on the moped!! Amazed that the Mop4d
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> could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at
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> 210 mph.
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> WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
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> He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old
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> man gaining on him AGAIN!
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> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
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> takes the Ferrari all the way up to 250 mph. Not ten seconds later, he
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> sees the Moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and
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> there's nothing he can do!
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> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the
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> rear end. The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man
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> is still alive. He runs up to t he mangled old man and says, "Oh My
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> Gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
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> The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."
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